This Week's Cringiest Bumble Screenshots Buzzing with Chaos (March 24, 2023)

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elina lee
Mar 24, 2023 12:00 PM EDT

Say what you want about dating apps but one thing you can't deny is that it's the virtual playground for everything cringe and chaos. From the questionable pick-up lines and profile photos to the red flags in their bios - dating apps are a wild ride and being the true cynical selves that we are - we're absolutely here for all the ups and downs. 

Today we're bringing you our latest collection of the cringiest and most chaotic Bumble interactions, bios, and everything in between. You can expect to see a lot of red flags, a lot of swiping left, and a whole lotta secondhand embarrassment. So as you scroll through these screenshots, we hope you get reminded that no one is safe on these apps. After all, they are the epitome of cringe and chaos on the internet, where you're just a swipe away from your next mental breakdown and dating disaster. 

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  • 01
    Font - Yo Um yeah 1:17 PM Hey Rosemary, you go to That's cool what are you studying? Umm communication Why do you care Really? Isn't that how conversation works?
    via u/Buildermannn
  • 02

    "If I was a woman under 30, I'd swipe left. Now if I was a woman OVER 30? . . . I would still also swipe left "

    Communication Device - = S bumble About me To women over 30: I'm well established in the world of finance and trying to start a family. To women under 30:1 like binge drinking and petting puppies My basics 5'10" Man
    via u/beard_pics_plz
  • 03

    "Not sure if it’s just me, but for all you guys out there, do you think more girls will swipe right if you mention your ex in your profile? For me a big hard no."

    Font - Caretaker Of My People LSU 2018 About me Last two exes think I need therapy. Still love one of them. Trying to be a better person with the lord by my side. God said I could still rock your bed tho. 1/29/23 update: may get therapy My basics 6' 3" Active Virgo Rarely Graduate degree Never & Man Something casual Want someday Moderate Never Christian
    via u/tangyappeal
  • 04
    Font - < Nate Today I have to say you're incredibly handsome I normally go for white or Latina, but you are honestly absolutely adorable Also thank you lol ●●● : Uhhh okay Delivered
    via u/shiuumi
  • 05

    "copy paste army assemble"

    Product - Today I will be honest....the first thing i judged is your smile....damnn so refreshing wtf??? im not smiling in any of my pic stop copy pasting
    via u/Th0rYxD
  • 06
    Font - Heyy...I noticed that you were staring at me. I'll let you have a minute to catch your breath. Definitely need a minute to catch my breath running away from you Hmm...guess you need an inhaler cause you ran out of breath And you need a mirror and a reality check
    via u/GoldenChief03
  • 07

    "Trying to impress a girl. Does anyone know how to teach their dog to read?"

    Font - 16:11 ES bumble .5G § % About me ER/ICU nurse. Teach me something new and I'll fall for you. I love God, America, individual rights, limited government, staying fit, dogs reading, shooting, riding horses, jumping off waterfalls, mountaineering, and camping. I won't kiss on the first date. Please don't try.
    via u/Melodicmarc
  • 08

    "Hmmm, very familiar but can’t put my finger on it"

    Smile - ||| SAN C: bumble New here Joanne, 32 9 %
    via u/DMT174
  • 09

    "Y’all….. no words"

    Product - Bode asked: What's one wrong in the world that you'd like to right? making you mine 5:17 PM I'd give you the 3/5th compromise 5:28 PM Ask another question Omg my drunk friend took my phone I'm so sorry Racism Lmao That's cute Delivered
    via u/Rickexcludemorty
  • 10
    Product - Today Hey Are you a cigarette? Heyy Nah I'm more of a cigar kinda gal That still works cause I'm tryna get u lit and put ur butt in my mouth Delivered
    via u/Buildermannn
  • 11

    "????????????????"

    Cloud - Something I learned way later than I should have... onions are not a vegetable
    via u/RayRayAntics
  • 12

    "It’s so nice when they lay out all their red flags in their bio"

    Font - 9:03 = S ܒܕܫܢ Mommy bumble About me Plz don't match me if ur vaxxed, just the way it is now soo. I need to know u have critical thinking skills. Also don't match me if you got pronouns in ur bio. I know who I am & don't need a pronoun to validate myself. My basics 5' 3" I like manly men so please don't have piercings/jewelry. That's my job. Sometimes High school Q Relationshin Sober 5 & W Open to kids
    via u/finnyy04
  • 13
    Font - Vegetarian Feminism Environmentalism A non-negotiable... Looking for a vegetarian man, please note this when you swipe. We'll get along if... send me a message on tele - 3. Send a screenshot of your profile otherwise I will not reply. Note: this is a filter, If ur smart enuf u will get it
    via u/nitinroynin
  • 14
    Yellow - About me Career Home Car Are you a golden retriever gamer boyfriend material? Are you a gymrat? Are you ready to create TikToks? My crazy and psycho only appear if you trigger them Yes, I am high maintenance. Yes, I have high expectations. Match me at my level or get lost. 6' in heels. My basics 5'7" Active
    via u/giants263
  • 15

    “Men want to know why they’re not getting matches, this is what we’re weeding though when we log in sites like bumble.”

    Product - 5:13 = S About me Looking for a blowjob My basics bumble Man Something casual My interests Cooking Whisky Winter sports Beer 9 % Pizza
    via u/Tazzy8jazzy

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